Jim Cornette Quotes

Picking out Vince Russo's faults could be a full-time job for somebody.

He's so big he makes a beeping noise when he walks backwords.

I like to take advantage of the simple-minded because I can.

I got this bad allergy - I'm allergic to bullshit.

Eventually, even a blind squirell will find an acorn.

Rick Steiner is so stupid, he once stayed up all night to study for a urine test.

Vince Russo destroyed the Periodic Table as he only recognises the element of surprise.

Hulk Hogan, you are a household word but so is garbage and it stinks when it gets old too.

I heard last year at [insert name]'s birthday party they had to set up mirrors to make it look like a crowd.

Hey Tony [Schiavone], I'm glad to see you back, especially after seeing your front.

The saddest moment in a child's life is not when he learns that Santa Claus isn't real, it's when he learns that Vince Russo is.

I'll hit you so hard you'll starve to death rolling!