J. Richard Singleton Quotes

[Truman] didn't want to fight the guy, whatever he was - alien, vampyr or douchebag.

I guess we all travel through life in a haze of sorts. A fog. The people we only meet in the fog we allow ourselves to lose because it's not our fault. It's the fog's. The people we latch onto - they become our friends. It was my friendship with Ethan that took me out of the fog.

I try not to let other people's problems problem me.

The difference between extras and audience members is that audience members don't get chairs. Audience members are the daylaborers of the industry. When it's sunny, we stand in the sun. When it's cold, we stand in the cold.

If you could talk to God, He wouldn't be God.

I love Las Vegas because it's the one city less classy than Los Angeles.

That's crazier than a boatload of prostitutes!

You have to think if we've been visited by extraterrestrial life, it was like a zookeeper walking into the chimp enclosure: He looks around, takes some pictures, then leaves without interacting significantly with the environment. Meanwhile the chimps have no idea what the fuck just happened.

I love animals, especially with barbeque sauce.

If there's one thing I know about women, it's that they have vaginas.

Life.... It's better than the alternative.

No man wants his daughter to be the kind of girl whom he liked in high school.

Los Angeles is a city made up of refugees from better cities.