Gini Koch Quotes

Great. I was housing with the Extreme Morning Militants. What a joy.

Once you go alien, you really do never go back.

Wow, bossy and nasty. What a fun combo.

Restraint is not exactly my watchword, either.

This is Necropolis Enforcement. Drop any non-organic weapons, put your arms, flippers, claws, tentacles, or any other extremities up, and walk, slither, stomp, crawl, et cetera, out of the darkness or be exterminated with extreme prejudice.

I'll marry you before any tree on Earth.

We think a person should do right because it's right, not because their soul will be in eternal jeopardy if they don't toe the line.

Yeah, I know. It's one of my plans. It'll go all Dog Day Afternoon somewhere along the line. But a girl can dream, can't she?

The U.S. was the immigration country of choice even for alien jellyfish things that turned humans into scary monsters. It made you proud, really.

Paper balls? You were throwing balled up paper at an alligator?

I had no issues with lesbians, but I didn't swing the bat that way, and I kind of resented getting molested.

What song would lull a snake into submission? "John Mayer?"
"Over my dead body."
"Could be, Tim, could be.

But before I ran out and got shot by someone I merely hadn't seen, I examined the remote. There were a lot of buttons on it. None of them were marked. Naturally, I considered hitting some at random but decided I was thrilled to still be alive and unscathed.

And you also think we have time to nap?" "Just because all Hell's trying to break loose doesn't mean you shouldn't take care of yourself." "Words to live by," Jack muttered. "Well, let's hope.

You cook?" Alfred asked Martini, clearly shocked.
"I can dress myself, too. And sometimes I can handle all Field Operations for the entire Centaurion Division. Amazing, isn't it?

Welcome to My Super Secret Life, where people try to kill us on a regular basis, and we thwart bad-guy schemes for breakfast. We're almost like a reality show, only without the alcohol and hot tubs.

It's grand theft auto." "No problem, I'll drive." Jack sighed. "No, let's not add manslaughter, being-slaughter, destruction of public property, and reckless endangerment to the list." He

I hope that's working like we wanted it to."
"It's a plan of yours, Kitty. I'm sure it's going to go haywire somewhere.

Oh, good. Okay, I'd like to get more sleep before I have to figure out how we find a Sith Lord in Washington.

My crazy's working a lot better than your sanity.

Impressive lack of something happening, Maurice said nervously. I continued to fire. I

I'm with the Naked Ape." Jareen said. "Let's get in there and kick some evil overlord butt.

Oh, sure, they'd insisted I take Washington Wife class after I'd inadvertently insulted the Prime Minster of England, but how could I have known he wasn't willing to admit that the Rolling Stones weren't half the band Aerosmith was and never would be?

Can either one of you actually fly?"
"Ummm ... define fly."
I heard cursing over the radios.

You know, things you did and do to make sure you and Mom have such a great marriage?" "Oh! I gave that advice to Jeff already. Applies to him more than you." "Share with my anyway." Dad shrugged. "I told him that he just needed to remember three things. First, he doesn't run your life, and after today, he won't run his life, either. Second, in any argument, there is your wife's side and then there is enemy camp; never choose enemy camp in an attempt to be reasonable, because it never works. And, third, to remember that a happy wife is a happy life.

You come from Planet Hunk, sent to Earth to protect and serve. And make the ladies happy.

I was moving from worried to scared, and I could see terrified waving at me from just around the next bend in the road.

Boys, the longer you wait to get my requested prehistoric attack dogs, the more chance we have of people we care about getting hurt, more hurt, or killed. Oh, and don't hurt the alligators
they're a protected species.