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Don't order one for the road, because the road is already laid out.
My happiest memory of childhood was my first birthday in reform school. This teacher took an interest in me. In fact, he gave me the first birthday presents I ever got: a box of Cracker Jacks and a can of ABC shoe polish.
You can't expect to hit the jackpot if you don't put a few nickels in the machine.
It's later than it's ever been.
The cost of living is going up while the chances of living are going down.
The cost of living is going up and the chance of living is going down.
If I had my whole life to live over again, I don't think I'd have the strength.
When you're hot, you're hot; when you're not, you're not.
The devil made me do it.
With all the trouble black people have, they try to forget on weekends. You've got to be good to make them laugh.
My show is my statement. What I have to say is on the screen. My life is my own. I don't want to talk about my private self. Why should I?
Being your own man does not mean taking advantage of anyone else.
Get well cards have become so humorous that if you don't get sick you're missing half the fun.
