Dean Martin Quotes

Motivation is a lotta crap.

I'd hate to be a teetotaler. Imagine getting up in the morning and knowing that's as good as you're going to feel all day.

I was so drunk last night I fell down and missed the floor.

The world is the same you never change it, as sure as the stars shine above. Well, you're nobody til somebody loves you, so find yourself somebody to love.

I know it's the gentlemanly thing to let the wife file. But, then, everybody knows I'm no gentleman.

I would rather have a free bottle in front of me than a pre-frontal lobotomy

I take the juice of two bottles of whisky.

If this is just the beginning, my life's gonna be beautiful.

It was a woman who drove me to drink. Come to think of it, I never did hang around to thank her for that. 'Hey lady! Do I look all blurry to you? 'Cause you look blurry to me!'

Return to me, for my heart wants you only. Hurry home, hurry home, won't you please hurry home to my heart.

How long have I been on?

The whole world is drunk and we're just the cocktail of the moment. Someday soon, the world will wake up, down two aspirin with a glass of tomato juice, and wonder what the hell all the fuss was about.

In a tuxedo, I'm a star. In regular clothes, I'm a nobody.

The reason I drink is because when I'm sober I think I'm Eddie Fisher.

When the world seems to shine like you've had too much wine, that's amore.

If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt.

Your lips and mine, two sips of wine, memories are made of this.

When Jerry Lewis and I were big, we used to go to parties, and everybody thought I was big-headed and stuck up, and I wasn't. It was because I didn't know how to speak good English, so I used to keep my mouth shut.

In order to share intimate feelings, you have to have intimate feelings.

Love is a flower that blooms so tender, each kiss a dew drop of sweet surrender. Love is a moment of life enchanting, let's take that moment that tonight is granting.

Milton Berle is an inspiration to every young person that wants to get into show business. Hard work, perseverance, and discipline: all the things you need ... when you have no talent.

The thing I notice first about a woman is her walk. A beautiful woman is like a race horse-slim, sleek and with a beautiful carriage.

If people want to think I get drunk and stay out all night, let'em. That's how I got here you know I drink because my body craves, needs alcohol. I don't drink, my body's a drunk.

We try to find chemistry; we don't do a lot of situational baseball.

I don't drink anymore ... I freeze it and eat it like a popsicle.