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Doctors didn't know what to do with me.
I was diagnosed with everything from schizophrenia to multiple personality disorder.
You know what's worse than being in rehab? Being in rehab over the holidays. You know what's worse than that? Being in a rehab that doesn't allow smoking. I mean, what the fuck? Addicts smoke. If we can't drink, we can't shoot up, and we can't ride the lightning bolt, at least we can smoke.
Performing with anthrax in the building is not nearly as difficult as performing in a home where you might get stabbed at night.
I have to give the SNL crew props - it cannot have been easy to work with me.
I've become fascinated by the idea that it's really achievable to make two or three small improvements in a week and by the end of the year, it's 150 improvements.
I had a dad you know.
I'm not a doctor - so I can't describe flashbacks well - but it is like you're living it again.
I belong to the Democratic Party.
I called my mother up and I said, 'You know, I've been to the best doctors in the world and I've spent almost half a million dollars and they're telling me I have symptoms of a P.O.W. and all I did was grow up in your home.'
I don't know if I want to be a big star though.
It's tough to play the right chord on the instrument when there's someone out there who wants to kill you.
College kids, don't be taking examples from me.
When I left my parents' home when I was 19, I went to the University of Florida, and within 24 hours was in the mental health department. And within 20 minutes, I was being told by the director there that they didn't have what I needed there.
Everyone always told me that I had the symptoms of a P.O.W.
The danger with running for president is sooner or later some sound bite is going hit.
