Cody Lundin Quotes

If I don't have s*** in my pocket now, you'll have s*** in your pants later.

Knowledge is Power, and it's very lightweight.

We need to look for water. Water, water, water, water.

All survival situations revolve around a host of variables ... Always adapt, think positive, and move forward.

It's like walking through someone's small intestine.

I feel like an hors deurve waiting to happen.

C'mon baby light for me!

I know I look like a piece of sausage to those lions. A sausage with braids.

We can't move quickly. You move quick out here and you die quick.

We need to get out of this fetid pusshole and get to some higher ground.

Rat is a lot like duck, except with a wonderfully nutty flavor.

Moral of the story: try to get things right, figure out what's going wrong with the scenario, and don't give up.

Where there is water, there are people.

I feel like a nude little piece of white meat out here.

The irony here is we're looking for water and we're looking out for water. Without it you die, and with too much of it you die.

It's like walking on a 1970 blaze orange shag carpet in a kitchen.

I'm the Bernie Madoff of this spider.

You get diarrhea out here, you dehydrate from the inside out - you leave the gene pool.

It's like I'm in a closet in a college dorm room.

Over the years, Americans in particular have been all too willing to squander their hard-earned independence and freedom for the illusion of feeling safe under someone else's authority. The concept of self-sufficiency has been undermined in value over a scant few generations. The vast majority of the population seems to look down their noses upon self-reliance as some quaint dusty relic, entertained only by the hyperparanoid or those hopelessly incapable of fitting into mainstream society.

So I'm pampering myself to a homemade stone pumice session, to sand down my feet because I'm worth it.