Cecily Strong Quotes

Your hair is so white now it can talk back to the police.

I'm also the first straight woman to host this in 20 years, so, we finally made it, straight people.

I grew up on 'S.N.L.,' doing all the sketches on the playground.

I'm generally happier and more easy going when it's warm outside.

I went [to Hobby Lobby] this morning and bought the cutest little wicker basket to hold all my morning-after pills.

I do Twitter, but I'm still not great on it - I'm not good at writing short little jokes, so my Twitter's not really a jokey thing.

You have to put work into relationships to keep them fun.

My parents are really funny. Laughter was a big part of my childhood. Of course, they tell a lot of bad jokes - but so do I. I tell a lot of bad jokes.

I love people who aren't embarrassed. I'm always embarrassed, so it's always astonishing to me when people aren't like that.

There have been some terrible winters in Chicago, where it feels like I'm literally being punched in the face, and everyone walks around looking stunned like they've just witnessed a murder.

People have confused playing devil's advocate with being intelligent.

Food can be mean to me, but I love it anyway.

Let's give it up for the Secret Service. I don't want to be too hard on those guys. You know, because they're the only law enforcement agency that will get in trouble if a black man gets shot.

The founders of Snapchat last year turned down a $3 billion offer from Facebook and a $4 billion offer from Google. It was a surprising show of integrity from the guys who invented the app that lets you look at pictures of boobs for five seconds.

When I write on 'SNL,' I've found I'm most productive while collaborating and joking with friends and not being firmly attached to any one idea.

There's so much more bad information than good information out there - everybody's got something to say and it's usually wrong.

My drama instructor suggested I try comedy. I was resistant at first because I considered myself a serious actor, but of course I fell in love with it.

I always feel the most validated and confident being around people that I find funny - having Fred Armisen laugh at a scene or Bill Hader or Seth Meyers give me a compliment.

Paris is so beautiful. Mr. President, you should really think about going there sometime.