Jiveass The Butcher Quotes

Open eyes are of little use when the mind behind them is closed. ~ Jim Butcher

You know the law, Dresden."
"He who kills the cheer springs for beer," chanted the rest of the table. ~ Jim Butcher

Harry Dresden Taxidermy. If you snuff it, we'll stuff it. ~ Jim Butcher

EASTER HAS BEEN CANCELED - THEY FOUND THE BODY ~ Jim Butcher

Molly was arrested. Possession."
I blinked at him. "She was possessed? ~ Jim Butcher

There is no spoon. ~ Jim Butcher

I felt like a collection of complaints and malfunctions. ~ Jim Butcher

Harry Dresden. I'm on a mission from God. ~ Jim Butcher

You're dead, son," Jack said. "Cheer is contraindicated. ~ Jim Butcher

Your face looks like a sack of purple potatoes ~ Jim Butcher

seeing a wizard cut loose can do that to ~ Jim Butcher

You're dead, son. Cheer is contraindicated. ~ Jim Butcher

You can be such an asshole, Dresden, I swear. ~ Jim Butcher

I've always admired your ability to be unilaterally irritating. ~ Jim Butcher

Nipple erection on command - now that's method acting. Oh, ~ Jim Butcher

You always a wiseass?" "No. Sometimes I'm asleep." He ~ Jim Butcher

You are the help." "We're in trouble," I said. ~ Jim Butcher

Ignorance is more than bliss, it's freaking orgasmic ecstacy! ~ Jim Butcher

purple is my favorite color that isn't black, and ~ Jim Butcher

When kind men grow angry, things are about to change. ~ Jim Butcher

What is this thing you speak of, 'sleep'? ~ Jim Butcher

Bring it, Darth Bathrobe! ~ Jim Butcher

If you can't manage courtesy, try silence. ~ Jim Butcher

bullies either. He'd be glad to have ~ Jim Butcher

Professional Wizard Incinerates Amateur Vampire. News at ten. ~ Jim Butcher

You are a rare kind of crazy, man. ~ Jim Butcher

How long have you been a Sidhe-sicle? ~ Jim Butcher

We're all imaginary friends to one another, ~ Jim Butcher

Do not read what you don't like ~ Jim Butcher

I try to make thinking an ongoing process. ~ Jim Butcher

You.... tapped that ass. Presumably it was, phat? ~ Jim Butcher

You okay?" Fix asked her.
"Have to be," she said. ~ Jim Butcher

Heroines in dramas, Bridget felt, really ought to have more sense. ~ Jim Butcher

I have a monster under my bed, and it's Mouse. ~ Jim Butcher

And several bulging bookshelves which I really will organize one day. ~ Jim Butcher

Man. Being mostly dead is hard on a guy. ~ Jim Butcher

There is no spoon. I am completely spoonless over here. ~ Jim Butcher

I gritted my teeth and got out of Butters's car, ~ Jim Butcher

Bite me, faerie fruitcake. ~ Jim Butcher

And it was all your fault, Harry. ~ Jim Butcher

Death by nursery tale. Hell's bells. ~ Jim Butcher

Lies. Mab cannot change who you are. ~ Jim Butcher

Thank God for wisecracks. ~ Jim Butcher

Light shines brightest in the deepest dark! ~ Jim Butcher

With your head, the wall breaks first. ~ Jim Butcher

Do you want to be my dad? ~ Jim Butcher

An honest man is a rare treasure. ~ Jim Butcher

Nice father figure. Him and Bill Cosby. ~ Jim Butcher

Speak, then, manling," said Mother Winter. "You have a little time left. ~ Jim Butcher

Patterns of cloth busier than the makeup girl at a Kiss concert ~ Jim Butcher

i have no mind/just a series of clicks ~ Raegan Butcher

It - I was pretty much equipped, by experience and inclination, for mayhem. ~ Jim Butcher

I once lost five years listening to a Pink Floyd album. ~ Jim Butcher

Death should be a learning experience, after all, or what's the point? ~ Jim Butcher

Chew and smile? At the same time? Do I look like Jackie Chan? ~ Jim Butcher

Wars and plans can't coexist, sir. One of them kills the other. ~ Jim Butcher

I love being a wizard. Every day is like Disneyland. ~ Jim Butcher

I trust you, she said. Three words. Big ones. Especially coming from her. ~ Jim Butcher

Sullen monosyllabism, a sure sign of sleep deprivation. ~ Jim Butcher

I like dogs. They give Mister something to snack on. ~ Jim Butcher

I've always admired your ability to make jokes when faced with adversity. ~ Jim Butcher

Your death doesn't belong to me. We flipped a coin. I lost. ~ Jim Butcher

Her fate was, she realized, entirely in the hands of another person. Captain ~ Jim Butcher

Never touch my brother on his fucking birthday. ~ Jim Butcher

Harry. That's not how one talks to young ladies in the South. ~ Jim Butcher

Mouse isn't big. He's compactly challenged. ~ Jim Butcher

I put the ick in magic. ~ Jim Butcher

Jealousy is common among lesser men, ~ Jim Butcher

Damn. Bob was kind of awesome. ~ Jim Butcher

Better safe than exsanguinated. ~ Jim Butcher

My gast was pretty well flabbered. ~ Jim Butcher

I put the "ic" in "Magic ~ Jim Butcher

Life is unfair, uncaring, and painful, ~ Jim Butcher

That underlay the city of Chicago. ~ Jim Butcher

Run away. Me and Monty Python. ~ Jim Butcher

We wizards are terrific at brooding. ~ Jim Butcher

Trials and half a dozen smaller ~ Jim Butcher

Everyone thinks magic is something different. ~ Jim Butcher

Granted, I think it would have been more fun to be Colossus than Shadowcat. ~ Jim Butcher

This is ridiculous. I look like the Games Workshop version of a Jedi Knight. ~ Jim Butcher

Bright, flowery plants ... were busy committing the olfactory equivalent of aggravated assault. ~ Jim Butcher

Martin was alphabetizing my bookshelves. They used to kill men for sacrilege like that. ~ Jim Butcher

Same result, only I'd be steam-cooked instead of roasted. ~ Jim Butcher

Like "love," "hope" is one of those ridiculously disproportional words that by all rights should be a lot longer. ~ Jim Butcher

There should be some kind of rule against needing to kill anything more than once. ~ Jim Butcher

Mister went to his spot before the fireplace and demanded that it be made warm. ~ Jim Butcher

Finish that sentence, Raith, and we throw down, said Murphy in a calm, level voice. ~ Jim Butcher

There is, I think, humor here which does not translate well from English into sanity. ~ Jim Butcher

The human mind is not a terribly logical or consistent place. ~ Jim Butcher

Loopy as a crochet convention. ~ Jim Butcher

We all have our demons. ~ Jim Butcher

Worry is fear in disguise. ~ Jim Butcher

Make ready to repel boarders. ~ Jim Butcher

I did absolutely nothing. Carefully. ~ Jim Butcher

And since when had I become the guy that things happened to ten years ago? ~ Jim Butcher

Oh, good grief. The Mickey Mouse Club of werewolves wanted to throw in on my side. ~ Jim Butcher

But... my choices haven't always been very good," I said.
"Whose have?" he asked. ~ Jim Butcher

I shied away from that line of thought, lest it bring up too many old memories. ~ Jim Butcher

Truth does not become untruth simply because its existence upsets the scion of a High House. ~ Jim Butcher

Age is always advancing and I'm fairly sure it's up to no good. ~ Jim Butcher