Timothy Simons Quotes

I don't have actors in my family, but everyone is pretty artistic.

My dad's a photographer, and my sister is a writer and a poet. My little brother is a mandolin player - he's a bluegrass musician. It's always been a part of the family.

David Letterman was my guy growing up. My parents recorded the tenth anniversary special for me, and I watched it 40 times.

There are people I've met in L.A. who kind of only talk about the business. Because maybe they think that's the best move.

Truthfully, I don't like the binge-watching model. I think that if you give everybody everything all at once, there's very much a law of diminishing returns as far as their enjoyment of them.

I had grown up working in a video store, and I'd grown up more with film than I had with theater, so I kind of felt a natural call.

There is a part of me that really just thinks it would be so funny to see the 'Veep' characters in 'Game of Thrones.'

I like sort of esoteric and weird Twitter jokes. But I actually unfollow people if they make jokes about a celebrity's death within the first two minutes of that celebrity dying.

IPods just made music about how many songs you could have on you at all times.

I used to love going to shows and finding new bands, but the Internet takes the fun out of it. Like a band? You can buy and download every single song they have ever done within five minutes.

If you didn't watch 'The Shield,' you should stop everything you are doing and go back and watch 'The Shield.'

I think the absolute worst job I ever had - not because it was a terrible job, just because I was just so bad at it - was when I worked at a scenic factory in Chicago.

I was born tall. I was awkward and gangly. Before that, I was a really chubby elementary school kid. I've always been sort of a physical abnormality.

The truth is, there is no link between vaccines and autism. Vaccines are incredibly important.

I started out with the intention of studying physics. I was a terrible high school student outside of the fact that I did well in physics, but there's a big difference between being good at physics and being a physicist, so I jettisoned that very quickly.

My children, twins who are three years old, they're awful creatures right now.

I think I was a behavior problem, mostly, but in a fun way. I tried to tell jokes. I was the middle kid, so I was always looking for attention and trying to be the one that equalized everything.

I grew up in Maine working at a video store and found myself being pulled more and more to on-camera stuff.

Keeping children alive and free of disease is not a political issue and cannot be put into a partisan box.

"Believe in yourself" - that makes sense. You should believe in yourself - you should believe that you're capable of great things - but you would hope that somebody would have some sort of self-awareness.

I'm very much in favor of vaccinations, and I've been very vocal about that because it's insane to forgo this.

Reed Scott is really good at coming up with insults.

When I was in Chicago, I was working as a carpenter while I was doing plays. I thought it'd be a fun set construction job, but it turned up to just be a straight-up factory.

I was born in the Northeast, and I have Midwestern parents.

It's so odd because I don't even know if I'm cut out for it, but being a movie star guy, I sort of end up gravitating toward the Coen brothers. That's one of the reasons my wife and I moved to L.A.: that however much of a pipe dream that would be, I moved to L.A. because I'd love to work with the Coen brothers.

Unless you're playing a historical figure, a writer or director can change their minds. And sometimes your job is to make them change their minds - to make them believe that you're the one that can do it.

I'm a dog person, but I don't have a pet.

I was interning at a children's theater group in Kentucky - that was my first job out of college. I had jumped around a couple of regional theaters, and I was about to go back to Maine to work at a summer Shakespeare theater there. I didn't want to just jump around the country from gig to gig. I really wanted to go to a city and get involved in a theater scene and a theater community.

I got my SAG card doing a Kentucky Fried Chicken commercial in Chicago.

My dad was a photographer, so we had all these studio portraits of us.

I've lived with myself for a very long time, so I'm aware of what I look like. I'm under no false pretense that I'm a stunner, so if somebody comes up and says something about my physical appearance, it's okay.

The one thing I always think about when I don't get jobs is that it just wasn't yours. You don't want to do something that you're not right for because it won't make the production look good, and it won't make you look good.

I'm particularly bad at breaking if something's funny. I'm not professional, so I do often laugh, but less at what I do and more often at what other people do.

If you're going to go to an audition, you don't want to go in trying to force yourself into some archetype that has been thought up by a director and translated by a casting director.

Ultimately, I just made the decision to move to L.A. sight unseen. It took me a while to save up some money to do it.

I don't know, and certainly I've been guilty of making a judgment about a celebrity, but there's a part of me that's like, 'Why don't you take the time you're spending ripping James Franco and go do something you like?'