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Even-money that my liver lasts through my wife's metamorphosis to my mother-in-law.
Bureaucracies are a strange beast whose only goal is obesity.
I have zero tolerance for people with zero tolerance.
To life lived fully: to laughter, to have loved and lost, to be remembered for the good fight.
The American South is an authentic American Culture. Maybe the last. The north is just a Casserole Culture – a tasteless vat of leftovers, frozen peas and stale crumbs.
I'm not unlucky at love, just incredibly lucky with celibacy.
To living in the South: If you've never had a Porterhouse, everything tastes like baloney.
Explaining the myriad delights of a football Saturday in the South to anyone who has not enjoyed them may be impossible – like trying to describe the ocean to a blind man.
The further your job is from the money, the closer you are to the bullshit.
Magic of Southern expressions? Similes and metaphorical allusions. They are the yellow highlighter of conversation.
