Stephanie Miller Quotes

You can't be twenty-four hours of just Bush-bashing.

You don't have to be straight. You just have to shoot straight.

Could you do a liberal propaganda tool that would bore the bejesus out of people? No.

Fox succeeds because it's entertaining. It's like a rightwing freak show.

I don't know how many times a phone call or e-mail starts with, "I don't agree with anything you say but you're funny as hell so I listen to your show, I love your show."

It's not only progressives who listen to progressive radio.

It's great to have someone to bounce off of.

My politics just kind of developed over time as a reaction.

I started as a stand-up comedian. I wanted to be Carol Burnett when I was growing up.

I auditioned for 'Cats' - I didn't sing but I was able to cough up a hairball.

I was actually abandoned by wolves and then raised by Republicans.

I didn't start talk radio until '95 in L.A. The show was very successful, and they actually tried to syndicate it nationally, but I couldn't get stations. It was like, "We don't care that she's funny and she's got great ratings. She's liberal!"

Is it possible that more black people hate the President than are actually alive?

Based on the overwhelming array of luxury products manufacturers have recently introduced, homeowners want anything that makes their lives more comfortable at home. Whether it involves heating/warming accessories or spa-like home environments, it's part of the 'cocooning' phenomena that has resurfaced. People are spending more time at home and they want to be comfortable. They want to use their home to its full potential, not just as a place to eat and sleep between workdays.

There were two important lessons I learned from Dad's 1964 campaign, though they didn't sink in until many years later: 1) Things always look darkest just before it goes completely black 2) Somewhere when God shuts a door, he shuts a window too. And then you're totally fucked.