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I talk fast because I'm asthmatic, and I'm desperately hoping the words get out before my breath fails.
Look at the man go, its like trying to stop a water-buffalo with a pea-shooter.
I want the little lassies who are thinking of going to a nightclub in Cardiff to stop to see what that guy's screaming for, or Grandma to put her knitting down to see why that guy's chatting about Alexander the Great. I'm after pulling in, whether it's in Manila, Beijing or whatever, the biggest possible audience.
At various points, I've had a massive chip on me shoulder. I had fights about me accent with loads of those fellers you get from third-class public schools. They used to think I was speaking German.
Jockey Wilson, he comes from the valleys and he's chuffing like a choo-choo train!
He's about as predictable as a Wasp on speed.
Big Cliff Lazarenko's idea of exercise is sitting in a room with the windows open taking the lid off something cool and fizzy.
It's like trying to pin down a kangaroo on a trampoline.
The players are under so much duress, it's like duressic park out there!
He looks about as happy as a penguin in a microwave.
That was like throwing three pickled onions into a thimble!
When I see Steve Davis I see two letters ... C S ... Cue Sorceror.
One hundred and eighty, divided by three, is one dart at a time
He's as cool as a prized marrow!
William Tell could take an apple off your head, [Phil] Taylor could take out a processed pea.
Steve Beaton, he's not Adonis, he's THE donis.
You can get the dart player out of the pub, but you can't get the pub out of the dart player.
Darts players are probably a lot fitter than most footballers in overall body strength.
Keith Deller's not just an underdog, he's an underpuppy!
It's a form of mental and verbal gymnastics, and one of the things that appeals to me most about commenting on darts is that no one knows exactly what I'm going to come out with next - and neither do I.
The thing with darts players is they have always appeared available. They don't have to live like monks. I've only ever met one dry player in 35 years.
The atmosphere is so tense, if Elvis walked in, with a portion of chips ... you could hear the vinegar sizzle on them.
Golden rule of life: never underestimate your rivals.
I'm the world's worst after-dinner speaker. I need pictures to respond to. I was the voice of the lottery balls once and got the sack.
That's the greatest comeback since Lazarus.
There hasn't been this much excitement since the Romans fed the Christians to the Lions.
