Max Cannon Quotes

I just thought I'd take a break from publishing for a while.

It's just something that's sort of funny, sort of not.

I don't want to wait more than a year and a half or two years between books.

We're going to have the same demographic spread of nutcases and the same spread of everybody in between.

Now interpersonal politics ... that's what it's all about.

I was doing illustration work, and the cartooning slowly took over.

I just don't want anyone messing around with my pure smoking pleasure.

I am too old for an eyebrow piercing but too young for an eyebrow lift.

I wanted to be a painter.

What really grabs me about living in Tucson is the color beige.

I imagine I'll continue on doing it for many years to come.

These censorship people think something is going to promote behavior in people.

Well, I am a lot like my dad, and the character of Ted is based on my dad.

Yeah, I don't deal with current events or pop culture, and I avoid politics like the plague.

People get really caught up in their own trips.

But if I'm going to cause somebody else discomfort by my actions, then I should probably modify my actions toward them to make them as comfortable as possible.

We live in a society that blames everybody else for what's wrong.

I grew up in a military family, and there's something about that military-style uniform, all cleaned up, a brutal control effort the military necessarily breeds.

We all have our pet things that we like to get religious about.

Milkmen seem so wholesome, and there's no way anybody can be that wholesome.

People are essentially red meat. They are.

People are going to behave however the social norms permit, and beyond that.