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My grandmother used to say before you moan about the muck on someone else's glasses make sure you're not on about the muck on your own her glasses were filthy
my doggie don't wear glasses
so they're lying when they say
a dog looks like it's owner
aren't they
- My doggie don't wear glasses
I experienced a terrible sense of my own mortality as it struck me that during my life I would only remove and replace my glasses a specific number of times. The thought filled me with sombreness to the extent that I began to weep, removing my glasses so that I could wipe my eyes, thus adding one more to whatever the final number would have been; the realisation of which cheered me.
- A spectacular tale
Before you ridicule, remember somebody on a railway platform who seems to be train spotting may actually be writing poetry.
