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Your inner child was showing.
His butt must be jealous of the amount of crap that comes out his mouth.
You see..." Nash said, acting doctorly, "you've got to keep the testicles away from the body's heat for optimal sperm count." He snatched two chicken balls from the container in front of him and cupped them in his hand. He laid a spring roll between them. "That's the biggest source of the sperm count issue for many men: their choice of underwear keeps their testicles snug up against the body. The testes become overheated.
You realize I have to buy it now? How much is it?" he asked, reaching for the tag. She snatched the shirt out of his reach and carefully plucked off the tag before handing
She depended on him to smooth her brow when her shit-on-a-stick life got too covered in poop sprinkles.
I've heard of a third eye, but I didn't realize it was a googly eye. I thought it was mythical.
You can't raise happy kids in a happy family if you aren't happy and don't know who you are. You can't pin your life on someone else's happiness.
My apologies. I meant no offense." Except that his tone told her he didn't mean a word he'd just spoken.
You didn't date someone to change him. You dated him because you wanted him for the way he was. Flaws and fears and all.
That woman could spread gossip faster than the flu in a whorehouse.
Sometimes you were handed a second chance, and all you had to do was close your eyes and step into it.