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The best way to look five years younger is to be born 5 years later
I once gave my friend his braille book to him upside down and I got a punch in the shoulder. He was aiming for my face but I guess him being blind makes his accuracy terrible.
I'm not mean, I just give people a good reason to hate me
If the girl of my dreams want a man with a hairless chest, I better dream of another girl
How to get in trouble #43: I was once caught staring at a woman's breasts, when she asked "why do you keep staring on my breasts?", I replied with "because your face is ugly
You can tell if the person is beautiful inside after the autopsy
I would love to introduce you all to my girlfriend, she's ... Imaginary
