Fuzzy Zoeller Quotes

I've been on the tour for 23 years and anybody who knows me knows that I am a jokester.

I hope everybody's had fun, because I've enjoyed my ride. I can tell you that. Now it's time to step aside and let some other young kid come in and win. Hopefully, they will, too.

Life is not a bowl full of cherries, there's good and bad stuff.

Every shot makes someone happy.

That little boy is driving well and he's putting well. He's doing everything it takes to win. So, you know what you guys do when he gets in here? You pat him on the back and say congratulations and enjoy it and tell him not serve fried chicken next year. Got it?" ... "or collard greens or whatever the hell they serve."

Golf isn't first on my list anymore. There are a lot of things ahead of golf and I have to go ahead and do those things so I can play golf. I'm tired of hurting. Tired of fighting pain.

Vodka does not ease back pain. But it does get your mind off it.

I think I can be competitive. Heck, anybody who can walk to the first tee here has a chance.

Everybody saying you can't do this, you can't do that. I don't know why. Guess if you listen to it, you can convince yourself of it.

When I hosted the dinner I served fast food hamburgers. It had nothing to do with black, white, purple, yellow, green race. it had nothing to do with Tiger or his family or his golf game.

A million thoughts went through my mind. What little mind I have.

I'm glad I don't have to make a living farming. Too much hard work. Too many variables you don't have control over, like, is it going to rain? All I can say is, god bless the real farmers out there.

It's nice to walk into a club and see your picture. Then you know you've done something good.

I might not come home with hardware, but I'm winning.

If the pressure is getting to you, whistle. In a barely audible way. It's the best way I know of to let go of tension. Music gets your mind off the situation, and the act of whistling melts the tension out of your body.

When you have strings, everybody pulls you here and pulls you there.

You would think that Freddy Couples-Nick Price would be the team to beat, but I'll tell you in skins, it's a matter of just hitting it at the right time.

The greatest thing about golf, there's no end to it unless you're dead. You just go from here to the Senior Tour.

Because you pray after you play.

At the British Open, I had my opportunities, but the ball just didn't want to go in the hole on the back nine.

I'm not a great player, but I'm a damn good one.

A lot of amateurs are terrified of going up against a player who is clearly better than they are. They never play their best, because they aren't comfortable. There's one surefire way to get over that, and it's to ask yourself, 'What if I beat him?' Imagine the possibility.

There's a lot of great people out here, I just appreciate it and hope everybody has had fun because I've enjoyed my ride.

It's fun when the ball is going in the hole and things are going right, but it's a miserable game when things aren't going well.