Faina Ranevskaya Quotes

Like all people in love, I was obnoxious and stupid, threatened suicide ... And the one I was supposed to make worry only giggled.

Old age is the time when birthday candles cost more than the birthday cake itself, and half of your urine is wasted on medical testing.

It is a shame to confess but among all living creatures only man doesn't know what is useful for him.

God created women beautiful - so that men can love them - and stupid - so that they can love men.

Aging is tedious, but it is the only way to live long.

Everybody complain about their appearance and nobody about their brains.

If a patient wants to live, doctors are impotent.

Lesbians, homosexuals, masochism, sadism are not perversions. Actually, there are only two perversions: hockey on grass and ballet on ice.

Success is the only unforgivable sin against your neighbor.

Optimism is lack of information.

Women are, of course, more intelligent. Have you ever heard of a woman that would lose her head only because a man has pretty legs?

Beauty is a horrible power.

On should life his life in such a way that even bastards remember him.

A real man is one who remembers the lady's birthday, but never knows how old she is. A man who never remembers her birthday, but knows exactly how old she is, - is her husband.

When you get married, you'll understand what happiness is. But then it will be too late.

If a woman walks with her head down - she has a lover! If a woman walks with her head proudly up - she has a lover! If a woman carries her head straight - she has a lover! And actually, if a woman has a head, she has a
lover!

It's not a face, but a personal insult.

All my life I've swam in the loo butterfly style.

Old age is when you are not bothered with bad dreams, but with bad reality.

I've been smart enough to have lived my life stupidly.

You cannot cure sclerosis, but you can forget it.