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My neighbour asked if he could use my lawnmower and I told him of course he could, so long as he didn't take it out of my garden.
I can never think of the time I spend idling in railway stations as lost; it's a waiting liberated from the three temporal vices of regret, anticipation or boredom, the weak echo of that bliss spent between lifetimes.
I always take my wife morning tea in my pyjamas. But is she grateful? No, she says she'd rather have it in a cup.
I get airsick just licking an airmail stamp.
