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If your boss is getting you down, look at him through the prongs of a fork and imagine him in jail.
You think you can see the light at the end of the tunnel, but it's only some bugger with a torch bringing you more work.
Nicknames, are bad...names.
If at first you don't succeed, remove all evidence you ever tried.
Life is just a series of peaks and troughs, and you don't whether you're in a trough until you're climbing out, or on a peak until you're coming down. And that's it, you know, you never know what's round the corner. But it's all good. "If you want the rainbow you've got to put up with the rain". Do you know which "philosopher" said that? Dolly Parton. And people say she's just a big pair of tits.
Eagles may soar high, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
