Chris Diamantopoulos Quotes

I'm a huge fan of the 'James Bond' genre.

I'm pretty handy in the kitchen. But my wife's the real genius.

I'm barely reading the 'New York Times!' But I do try to keep abreast of things.

In a pinch, when my leather shoes need a quick shine, I take the inside of a banana peel and rub it on the leather like I would a shoe wax. Then I spit-shine it and buff it with a cloth, and my shoes look great.

I started watching 'The Stooges' religiously and obsessively when I was probably about four or five years old till around the age of 18.

I'm what you call a good, old-fashioned working actor who has had delusions of grandeur for my entire career and has known what I want to do, but there's a lot going on out there. There are a lot fewer films being made, and there's a lot of competition.

You have to be a xenophile at heart to be a true New Yorker.

'The Stooges' used to be ubiquitous, back in the '60s and '70s. They were on TV all the time, but they're not on so much anymore. Kids aren't getting the chance to watch them, not to mention the fact that kids don't really necessarily relate to black-and-white stuff.

I'm not a comedian. I'm what you call a good, old-fashioned working actor who has had delusions of grandeur for my entire career and has known what I want to do.

I'm not a comedian, I'm an actor.