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The heart which grief hath cankered, Hath one unfailing remedy - the Tankard.
But what is coffee, but a noxious berry, Born to keep used-up Londoners awake?
I've read in many a novel, that unless they've souls that grovel
Folks prefer in fact a hovel to your dreary marble halls.
Should ever anything be missed - milk, coals, umbrellas, brandy - the cat's pitched into with a boot or anything that's handy.
The auld wife sat at her ivied door, (Butter and eggs and a pound of cheese) A thing she had frequently done before; And her spectacles lay on her apron'd knees ...
I cannot sing the old songs now! It is not that I deem them low, 'Tis that I can't remember how They go.
Precious to me - it is the Dinner Bell. Oh blessed Bell! Thou bringest beef and beer ...
Go mad, and beat their wives; Plunge (after shocking lives) Razors and carving knives Into their gizzards.
Read not Milton, for he is dry; nor Shakespeare, for he wrote of common life.
Oh Beer! Oh Hodgson, Guinness, Allsop, Bass! Names that should be on every infant's tongue! Shall days and months and years and centuries pass, And still your merits be unrecked, unsung?
The farmer's daughter hath soft brown hair And I met with a ballad, I can't say where, That wholly consisted of lines like these.
