Quotes About Mr Trunchbull
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Thank goodness we don'y meet many people like [Miss Trunchbull] in this world, although they do exist and all of us are likely to come across at least one of them in a lifetime. If you ever do, you should behave as you would if you met an enraged rhinoceros out in the bush
climb up the nearest tree and stay there until it has gone away. ~ Roald Dahl
You ignorant little slug!" the Trunchbull bellowed. "You witless weed! You empty-headed hamster! You stupid glob of glue! ~ Roald Dahl
Miss Honey gives us a little song about each word and we all sing it together and we learn to spell it in no time. Would you like to hear the song about "difficulty"?'
'I should be fascinated.' the Trunchbull said in a voice dripping with sarcasm.
'Here it is,' Nigel said.
'Mrs D, Mrs I, Mrs FFI, Mrs C, Mrs U, Mrs LTY.
That spells difficulty.'
'How perfectly ridiculous!' snorted the Trunchbull.
'Why are all these women married? And anyway you're not meant to teach poetry when you're teaching spelling. Cut it out in the future, Miss Honey. ~ Roald Dahl
