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It's hard to have any moral authority over a group of drunken college students when you have never had a beer and never been laid.
Tom Green Quotes: It's hard to have any
I don't really like to just sit down at a computer and write because that tends to be a little forced. Sometimes the funniest ideas just happen in the moment, when you're talking to people, or you notice something.
Tom Green Quotes: I don't really like to
Everyone knows that senior citizens are stupid
Tom Green Quotes: Everyone knows that senior citizens
I considered myself a professional comedian because the club would pay me $20.
Tom Green Quotes: I considered myself a professional
I'm no more a lawbreaker than they are , and if they were lawbreakers for keeping God's commandments, they're my example.
Tom Green Quotes: I'm no more a lawbreaker
We all borrow and steal and copy from each other, and that's the way I think people get inspired.
Tom Green Quotes: We all borrow and steal
I always try to approach things from the point of authenticity. I've done that for my short films, working with non-actors from the real environments where you go exploring and placing them into the cast alongside professional actors.
Tom Green Quotes: I always try to approach
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