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No, it's not [a book] Lana. It's an allegorical novella about Stalinism by George Orwell, and spoiler alert, IT SUCKS.
Sterling Archer Quotes: No, it's not [a book]
Memoirs? No, we want a how-to book. For spies." "A how-to book?! A book can't teach someone how to be equal parts deadly and sexy! That's like asking a cobra to write a book about how to be a cobra!
Sterling Archer Quotes: Memoirs? No, we want a
For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry god; Bloody Mary full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails; pray for me now, that the hour of my death, which I hope is soon. Amen.
Sterling Archer Quotes: For I am a sinner
They say stress is the silent killer. But poison darts are also pretty damn quiet.
Sterling Archer Quotes: They say stress is the
And if whatever you're shooting doesn't die after you pump eight thirty-two-caliber slugs into it, it's probably a dragon.
Sterling Archer Quotes: And if whatever you're shooting
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