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I don't worry about losing my looks. It's finding them on someone else that worries me.
Although no man is an island, you can make quite an effective raft out of six.
When you look in the mirror and despair and none of your clothes seem appropriate, relax, put the kettle on. It might suit you.
All men are brothers. Hence war.
What do you get the man who has everything? Might I suggest a gravestone inscribed with the words: so what?
If you only ever read one book in your life ... I highly recommend you keep
your mouth shut
I remember when I posed as a customs officer so that I could meet Oscar Wilde. I said to him "Have you anything to declare?" He said "I have nothing to declare but my genius." I said "I'll put that down as nothing then shall I?" For I am the wittiest man on Earth.
Fish deserve to be caught for they are lazy. Two million years of evolution and they still haven't got out of the water.
He who disagrees with me in private, call him a fool. He who disagrees with me in public, call him an ambulance.
I wear glasses myself. As an affectation, as a badge of high intellect and to see with.
Like many supermodels, I won't get out of bed for less than £3000. Unlike many supermodels, I don't get out of bed very often.
