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The predicament of a person in a restaurant who is unable to determine his or her designated restroom (e.g., turtles and tortoises).
The combination of popcorn, soda, and melted chocolate which covers the floors of movie theaters.
A person who combs his hair over his bald spot, hoping no one will notice.
The part of the envelope that tells a person where to place the stamp when they can't quite figure it out for themselves.
The peculiar habit, when searching for a snack, of constantly returning to the refrigerator in hopes that something new will have materialized.
Ignisecond, n.: The overlapping moment of time when the hand is locking the car door even as the brain is saying, "my keys are in there!"
A hotel mini bar allows you to see what a can of Pepsi will cost in twenty years.
If you do not have the innate ability to seek out someone's work on your own, and you have to wait for Hollywood to do it for you, then you are some sort of hillside grazer of culture; you are a sheep, a cow, what is biologically classified as a ruminant ... Fuck you.
Having to wander through a maze of ropes at an airport or bank even when you are the only person in line.
Manhandling the open here spout on a milk carton so badly that one has to resort to using the illegal side.
