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Also, as a rule of thumb, if you find yourself defending your inalienable right to make someone else feel like garbage, you're on the wrong side of the argument.
Rich Burlew Quotes: Also, as a rule of
Guards! Summon the holy kitty litter! Mr. Scruffy demands poopsies!
Rich Burlew Quotes: Guards! Summon the holy kitty
You should have seen the look on your skull...
Rich Burlew Quotes: You should have seen the
Fine! Whatever! Just be careful, my hands are still slippery with your blood.
Rich Burlew Quotes: Fine! Whatever! Just be careful,
I think I just had an evilgasm.
Rich Burlew Quotes: I think I just had
Druids always pick the hard way; it encourages natural selection.
Rich Burlew Quotes: Druids always pick the hard
You guys go ahead, I'm just going to harvest his kidneys and I'll catch up.
Rich Burlew Quotes: You guys go ahead, I'm
Sorry, Roy, I just don't trust you enough to believe that you lied.
Rich Burlew Quotes: Sorry, Roy, I just don't
Let's see... "Advanced Flanking Theory", by U.R. Skrood. "Fighting on the Grid", by Minnie Churse. "Moving on Diagonals", by Wun and Ahaff. Ah ha! Here it is: "Attacks of Opportunity Explained", by Ben Dover and Taye Kitt.
Rich Burlew Quotes: Let's see...
Hey, look, I just regenerated a finger. Guess which one.
Rich Burlew Quotes: Hey, look, I just regenerated
You know, the first two, I probably should've seen coming. The leprechaun costume? Not so much.
Rich Burlew Quotes: You know, the first two,
Hi Haley. look, I found all these free swords. They were in my spleen.
Rich Burlew Quotes: Hi Haley. look, I found
So what? That just means I can beat him with both scrolls at the same time!!
Rich Burlew Quotes: So what? That just means
Miko: You would stand between me and this evil murderer?

Hinjo: I'll stand between any two murderers I wish, thanks.
Rich Burlew Quotes: Miko: You would stand between
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