Oliver Reed Quotes

You meet a better class of person in pubs,

I wouldn't like to see a chick of mine taking her clothes off and kissing a fellow on screen. And my girls must get very hurt when they see me doing it.

What's the point of staying sober?

I might get drunk one day and fall in love or fall over a hooker outside, and I would have consummated a relationship that I couldn't necessarily believe in.

American men like their women to have these special teeth...

Do what you must, but do it well, above all enjoy yourself!

I'm really a pacifist.

I believe my woman shouldn't work outside the home.

I would much rather end up a fertiliser under a sunflower which is eventually made into sunflower seed oil so that instead of nibbling me in her prawn cocktail, the pretty girl will rub me on her bristols as she suns herself on a beach in the Caribbean.

I have made many serious statements - I just can't remember any of them. I guess they mustn't have been very important.

Raquel Welch is someone I can also live without. We've got some love scenes together and I am dreading them!

I do think a carpenter needs a good hammer to bang in the nail.

There is, of course, a world of difference between cricket and the movie business ... I suppose doing a love scene with Racquel Welch roughly corresponds to scoring a century be fore lunch.

I've been drinking. Now I'm going to drink some more.

If the money's right, I'll do a film.

At the New York Athletic Club they serve amazing food. People go there, get healthy, and then eat themselves to death - which is, I suppose, the right way to do it.

I also use women as a sex object; maybe I'm kinky. However, I like to talk to them as well.

But the trouble is that when you drink it, you invariably meet other people drinking it.

I like to give my inhibitions a bath now and then.

I don't like doing most things unless I can do them quite well.

A bird sings in the morning, an owl hoots at night ... it's still a bloody bird.

Life shouldn't be about sitting around staring at frosted glass. Life should be lived and that's all there is to it.

I have two ambitions in life: one is to drink every pub dry, the other is to sleep with every woman on earth.