Nick Thune Famous Quotes
Reading Nick Thune quotes, download and share images of famous quotes by Nick Thune. Righ click to see or save pictures of Nick Thune quotes that you can use as your wallpaper for free.
I don't know if people really care about my opinion on things or how I come up with things, and maybe that's an insecurity and why we're comedians in the first place, so I think with that you keep doing the material, you keep trying to be funny cause you think that's all you're wanted for.
Wouldn't the world be a cleaner place if we gave blind people brooms instead of canes?
You need to update your blog a couple of times a week. You need to post a Twitter here and there. It feels so dumb to say that stuff, but it's important for me to keep that presence going.
In my senior year of high school, I was working at a dealership washing cars. For some reason, I asked them to give me a shot as a salesman for a shift. What happened was I sold two cars in one day and they offered me the position. After a while I decided I didn't want the job and so I told the manager I'd contracted HIV from having unprotected sex. It was only half true but I'd been feeling sick and somehow convinced myself I was really dying. I remember I sat in my boss' office, the both of us crying. Later than night he calls my dad and says 'I'm sorry your son has HIV.' It was terrible.
You know what's really good is a greyhound in the shower.
The other day I walked in on my roommate while I was masturbating.
