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I've got a little baby, I made him ... He doesn't speak, he's 2 ... He's a slow learner, he's only got 2 words ... car and map ... I'm slightly worried he's trying to escape. If his next word is passport we are in serious trouble!
There are only two conditions where you're allowed to wake up a woman on a lie-in: it's snowing or the death of a celebrity.
So you're mother? Nice to put a name to a face.
Normally you have news, weather and travel ... but not on snow day, on snow day news is weather is travel.
