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I was a witch and like a witch, deserved to have a house fall on top of me while wearing my favorite shoes
Meredith Schorr Quotes: I was a witch and
I like books that make me laugh, not cry.
Meredith Schorr Quotes: I like books that make
don't put all your eggs in one bastard
Meredith Schorr Quotes: don't put all your eggs
I truly believed Facebook was created by Satan as a way to turn completely sane people into obsessed stalkers.
Meredith Schorr Quotes: I truly believed Facebook was
I would be the first to admit that I drew attention to my chest since, being so short, I need to give people a reason to look down far enough to see me.
Meredith Schorr Quotes: I would be the first
If this was the date from heaven and I decided to release slutty Stephanie, I didn't want clothes on my floor or an ungroomed vagina to be my cock block
Meredith Schorr Quotes: If this was the date
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