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Sunsets are the photography equivalent of people telling you what they dreamt.
(On Panic Attacks) And once I had my first one with Maegan, they crept up about once a month. And without warning. It was worse than getting my period. In fact, I called it my exclamation point.
I spent my days spread-eagle in front of a fan, with bright pink calamine lotion slathered all over my undercarriage. If you walked into my room, you'd think I was giving birth to a Pepto-Bismol baby.
That's the thing- with that summer and hard times in general, you've gotta take the salty with the sweet. It's always a balance.
Like every other tiny-ass town in the South, there were plenty of crappy Mexican restaurants to choose from. Not fancy Mexican like I eat in L.A. When I eat Mexican food in L.A., it's like a kale salad with pepitas and soy beef tacos with fresh pico de gallo. In NC, it's a five-dollar plate of cheese enchiladas with refried beans and a bowl of melted white cheese dip. Essentially you just walk in and ask for a plate of brown with a little iceberg lettuce, and it's fucking delish.
I like my fruitcake like I like my men. I like them to have tasty nuts, usually cum in a box, and last forever.
The waterfall, while scary, would've released us. The panic attack will also release you. Just relax, and don't feel weird about being vocal about your feelings. ... Just breathe, And if possible, drink the nearest thing to you.
Don't readjust your contacts. No, that is not the slow hyena from The Lion King. That is my four-pound best friend.
These days if I ate three bites of a Blizzard, that Blizzard would turn into a tornado of farts.
