Kirstie Alley Quotes

I want to be a billionaire, and then I want to change something in the world for real.

I sort of feel sorry for the next man who gets me. I may just kill him with passion. He'd better be strong and have a good heart!

My food demons are Chinese food, sugar, butter.

Usually, about 85 percent of what the tabloids report is a lie. Over the last year, I can truly say it has been 99 percent.

The thing about me is, I don't care what religion you are. If someone is attacking your religion, I will have your back, and I will defend you. I think that is the most repulsive thing a person can do, attack another person's faith.

I am a little klutzy and self-deprecating. I fit in with the rest of the losers.

I believe that behind both the person who weighs 400 pounds and the one who weighs 85 there is a lot of baggage, and it has nothing to do with their bodies.

I couldn't care less about sex unless I meet someone who I think is wonderful.

I don't smoke pot. I never liked it.

I don't think children are any more resilent than anyone else. They're just people with little bodies.

When I was straight, I had the courage and energy to become an actress. I owe my career to my will to stop using.

I'm fat! There's nothing else to call it.

It was the greatest thing in the world getting fat. Every meal out was an event. Or we'd go to Italy and we'd have pasta, truffles, and dessert and then plan the next incredible meal. It was a happy-go-lucky time. I never had so much fun.

I was born to do sitcoms, where you get an immediate response from the audience.

I love marriage. I failed at marriage, but I'd rather go into anything with gusto and fail than go into it half-assed.

To tell you the honest-to-God truth: without Scientology, I would be dead. So, I can personally highly recommend it.

The reason I went for Jenny Craig is I thought, Maybe I'm not the only one who has stupid reasons for getting fat.

You're not going to live your life unscathed.

I binge when I'm happy. When everything is going really well, every day is like I'm at a birthday party.

It's funny. No matter how hard you try, you can't close your heart forever. And the minute you open it up, you never know what's going to come in. But when it does, you just have to go for it! Because if you don't, there's not point in being here.

When you're the spokeswoman for a weight-loss program, everything is witnessed. I weigh in once a week with a witness. I have to sign an affidavit saying I cannot have any surgeries.

Until I separated from Parker, I had never been without them-and it's the hardest thing to share them. But we're trying to give the children the semblance of having whole lives.

Smile, don't frown. Look up don't look down. Believe in yourself Don't let yourself go. Just be who you are. And let your live flow.

Through history, people look for something spiritual. The greatest scientists in the world were men of religion and faith, too.

There's a lot more to life than how fat or thin you are.

When you are generalizing, and when your goal is to malign and to say things about an entire group - there are tens of millions of Scientologists in the world - when you decide to blanket statement that 'Scientology is evil,' you are my enemy.

I don't believe you have to have eating disorders and mental illness to screw up.

It's amazing how coke encompasses everything in your life. Addicts cannot confront life because they only think of their next hit. I ruined life for my parents, my sister and all my friends.

I have a hotline to the tabloids. When I get up in the morning, I call the Star, and the last thing at night, I call them. I want them to have the inside track.

I had seen Cheers twice, I think. Ted [Danson] had so much hair in his widow's peak that I remember thinking, "That dude looks like Eddie Munster."

When I play ball, I play hardball.

I always had really long swimmer's arms. The last to totally go is always my thighs and butt, but my old body is there somewhere.

When push comes to shove, it ain't the science that's going to lift you up - it's the belief, the spiritual side of life, that's going to lift you up, no matter what religion you are.

People always say, 'Well, celebrity spokespersons have private consultants'. Well, with Jenny Craig everybody gets a private consultant.

There's always somebody older, richer, more desperate than you.

I probably spend more time with my kids than the average stay-at-home mother.

I was a Scientologist before I was an actress, and I've always felt people are not only content with whatever religion I have, but are always interested.

I'm happy when I'm juggling, but I feel like I've gone from, like, 3 balls to 10 bowling balls. But, that's a good problem. I don't really have a complaint about that.

I was really tired of words like 'plus size,' 'round' and 'large.' I thought, 'Come on, we're fat.'

I had the halfway house. I can't tell how many nights I spent around my kitchen table, soothing broken hearts.

I don't like psychiatry. I don't believe it works. I believe psychiatrists are neurotic or psychotic, for the most part.

I was so naive I didn't even know about agents. I telephoned the William Morris agency and asked to speak to Mr. Morris. I expected Bill Morris to be waiting for my call.

I've been irresponsible many, many, many times and that has resulted in my being fat.

Scientology helps you lose your insanities. One of the keys is, they say, 'You're in charge of your life, buster. You're responsible for any condition you're in.' If I look at it that way, it helps.