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I don't think I ever will do a sex scene because of my religion and my personal standards.
Jon Heder Quotes: I don't think I ever
Just tell them that their wildest dreams will come true if they vote for you.
Jon Heder Quotes: Just tell them that their
I know at some point I would like to take on more dramatic roles.
Jon Heder Quotes: I know at some point
Just as long as something is gained, a lesson is learned. I do like those. The more quiet victories are always great.
Jon Heder Quotes: Just as long as something
That's what protagonists do. They work hard, they have a conflict, they overcome the obstacles.
Jon Heder Quotes: That's what protagonists do. They
I don't know if this is advice, but I remember this guy in high school who came off like he'd been with a lot of women. He said, "Dude, what girls sometimes like is the unexpected." There were these girls who were always giving him tittie twisters, and he kept warning them, "I'm going to do it back." I'm thinking, There's no way. But sure enough, one girl crossed the line and he did.
Jon Heder Quotes: I don't know if this
I'm not that into reading. If I'm gonna read, I'm gonna read some cool sci-fi book or something, not some stupid self-help book.
Jon Heder Quotes: I'm not that into reading.
I think so much of the look, obviously including wardrobe, but the hair is a huge thing because it's basically the frame for your eyes and that's the window to your soul is what they say.
Jon Heder Quotes: I think so much of
When I was young, I told my sister that she had chunky thighs. She slapped me and I cried. She feels bad about it to this day, but I feel worse.
Jon Heder Quotes: When I was young, I
Girls kind of get crazy when they have guns. These girls had never done it, and all they wanted to do was inflict as much pain as they could. We had one rule: Don't shoot us between the legs. But their aim didn't necessarily follow that rule.
Jon Heder Quotes: Girls kind of get crazy
Skaters are very much like peacocks.
Jon Heder Quotes: Skaters are very much like
What we did in our childhoods makes us who we are now.
Jon Heder Quotes: What we did in our
Build a rocket ship and leave the earth!
Jon Heder Quotes: Build a rocket ship and
I relate to most of the characters I play, because I do feel like an outsider.
Jon Heder Quotes: I relate to most of
I've always liked Kate Winslet. She's pretty, smart, and talented.
Jon Heder Quotes: I've always liked Kate Winslet.
I loved my childhood. They had the coolest toys back then. Star Wars, Transformers, laser-tag gun sets. Toy companies have really gone downhill.
Jon Heder Quotes: I loved my childhood. They
I don't have a lot of experience to draw from. I had my first kiss when I was 17 or 18. The second time we kissed I got a little excited and I was wearing these really loose shorts that didn't leave much to the imagination. I tried to angle my body away and divert her eyes by saying, "Hey, look at the stars." From then on I wore tighter jeans.
Jon Heder Quotes: I don't have a lot
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