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People say a lot of good things about moderation. I've never met the fellow, but I've waved a few times as I gallop wildly towards excess.
Animal rights people get upset over things like whaling and baby seal clubbing, but what seems particularly cruel is humans stealing honey from bees. Bees work their tails off all day, then we swipe it and say, 'Sorry guys, we like to put this stuff in our tea.
The only thing worse than waking up to an obnoxious alarm is waking up to your neighbor's obnoxious alarm…twice!
As you get older you tend to take a more morbid view of your body's aches and pains. When you're young, you could lose a leg in a sawmill accident and you'd say to yourself, 'Who cares? I'm 21, it'll grow back.' Once you pass 40, you're ready to be euthanized because of a mild hangover.
A winner never quits and a quitter can get a partial refund on that gym membership you never use.
Is there a name for the disease for when your body can't tell the difference between boredom and hunger, or do I need to invent one?
As an atheist, when you ask me to pray for something it's like asking me to blow on the dice so you can roll a lucky seven.
