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You can cut your hair how you want, but I think you should get to where you wear it normal for the future.
Today you can go to a gas station and find the cash register open and the toilets locked. They must think toilet paper is worth more than money.
A salesman called on my wife the other day and tried to sell her a freezer. You'll save a fortune on your food bills, he promised. I can't tell you how much you'll save. It'll be tremendous. Said my wife: I'm sure you're right, but we're already saving a fortune with our new car by not taking the bus. We're saving a fortune with our new washing machine by not sending out the laundry. We're saving a fortune with our new dishwasher by giving up the maid. The plain truth is that right now we just can't afford to save any more!
A woman driver went through a red light. The cop stopped her and said, Lady, didn't you see that red light? The woman said, You've seen one, you've seen them all.
My doctor is wonderful. Once, in 1955, when I couldn't afford an operation, he touched up the X-rays.
