Jay Stringer Quotes

I think I've decided, deep down, that killing people just isn't really a fun job.
High five?

I gotta be honest with you, Joe. This isn't a really social job. We don't talk to each other much. We tried it once. A bunch of us all got together to have a party, maybe get to know each other better."
"What happened?"
I pause. Think how best to put it. "We accidentally triggered a civil war in Cambodia.

We ran both the courier service and a detective agency from the same office, and had phone apps for both. Basically, we're Uber for parcels and mysteries.

Fuck-a-doodle-do.

Her name was Senga. You have to love Glasgow; once everyone figured we had enough people named Agnes, they just reversed the letters and started again. Hillcoat

I wanted to make at least an effort to impress, so I found my best suit, a Primark special that looked like it had been ironed by a blind man

Another problem to fix. I'll add it to the list, right beneath the entry that says 'everything'.

I've tried so many different ways of meeting the right person. I assumed for years that the first step was to pretend I'm not a hit man.

Then I think, fuck it, this bit of floor looks nice.

It's part of a series, they were all on display in the shop. This girl, she gets trains, has tattoos, kicks things, all sorts.' 'I don't think it's a series, Mum. They just call all books the same thing now.' 'Like

I've killed two people, disposed of three bodies, and torched an apartment.
I think it's time to go visit my parents.