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I'm no alcoholic. I'm a drunkard. There's a difference. A drunkard doesn't like to go to meetings.
Modesty in an actor is as fake as passion in a call girl.
The best part of you ran down your mother's legs.
Drinking removes warts and pimples. Not from me. But from those I look at.
I drink for the honorable purpose of getting bagged.
Most wives think of their husbands as bumbling braggarts with whom they happen to be in love.
One of these days ... One of these days ... Pow! Right in the kisser!
The Miami Beach audience is the greatest audience in the world.
Our dreams are firsthand creations, rather than residues of waking life. We have the capacity for infinite creativity; at least while dreaming, we partake of the power of the Spirit, the infinite Godhead that creates the cosmos.
If you have it and you know you have it, then you have it. If you have it and don't know you have it, you don't have it. If you don't have it but you think you have it, then you have it.
I didn't have things as a child, and I was determined to get them.
I have a 'Play The Melody' philosophy. It means don't over arrange, don't make life difficult. Just play the melody-and do it the simplest way possible.
The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it.
The worst thing you can do with money is save it.
I only made $200 a week and I had to buy my own bullets.
I knew that nobody could be on television week after week as themselves and exist for any length of time, because no one has that rich a personality ... So I knew that I had to create some characters.
