Evelyn Smith Quotes

Oh save your nagging for your husband, I'm going out. I have things to do before I go to New York.

Why can't this family let us make our own life decisions?

So you came over here to say hi? Are you that friendly to all the girls around here? Or just the ones in bikinis?

Oh I'm sorry dear, because she's a spoiled brat and doesn't think about the consequences of her actions. Is that better?

See the truth will set you free. You can go ahead and say that prayer now pastor, I'm pretty sure they'll need it.

When an author sleeps, her brain creates more stories for her pen.

Have we found out about those losers yet?

Here's an idea, how about you stop drinking? How about you go to rehab? Or you could just do us all a favor and die.

He'd better make you happy or I'll break his face.

Why do boys assume things instead of asking?

The difference being that people fear us. When people fear you, you have power.

I have a bad feeling about this but if you want to I'll take you to that party, just tell me where we're going.

You're human, that's what I like about you. Well not that you're a human, well yes that you're human but that you're a girl human.

You don't want to threaten me sis.

I seriously have the best friends in the world.

You rich kids are all the same. Daddy may give you everything you want but the world won't, and it's my job to teach you that.

Well, well, well, if it isn't Ms. Detention. How was it by the way? I'm sure your father was very proud.

All our summers are ruined because of that little whore.

Oh please. A plastic personality has no power. Or is your bitchy personality your real personality?

Don't confuse deformed with cute.

Yeah I know. No one can know what you're doing or who you trust or don't trust, etc., etc.