Bryan Way Quotes

How does it look?" Richard asks.
"You know the expression about shit hitting the fan?"
"Yeah."
"It looks like the other side of the fan.

Perfectionism is an ugly habit until you get results.

When I got home, I thought about the fact that Einstein supposedly used to stock his wardrobe with the same suits and shoes so he'd never have to think about what he was going to wear. I lack the intellect it takes to solve problems that way. I've advanced nothing in the field of psychology, and my paper on PTSD was given little attention; I wrote that psychological disorders with a genetic link, such as borderline personality disorder, might seem impossible to treat, while PTSD, which is based in trauma that has been experienced, seems easy to tackle, at least to the layperson. The opposite is true. It can be difficult to find the right medication for genetic disorders, but they can be sufficiently treated. Conversely, PTSD never goes away. One might think that our genes are so elementary that we cannot escape them, but our experiences have the ability to do far greater damage.

Lying in small doses makes a good storyteller great.

The pursuit of happiness seems worthwhile only because of the chase. You love it only if you don't realize you're never going to catch up.

Through a liquid state of body high, Holt can feel a dull pain
wash over his body. In any other state of consciousness, he might
have referred to it as panic. His heart gives out simultaneously with a
rush of sound and activity. Somewhere between the paddles introducing
an electrical storm to his chest and the impending minutes of
total blackness, he prays that he'll be able to come back from wherever
it is he's going. Though this panic is the last thing he'll ever feel,
he knows, somehow, that he will.

A well trained skydiving instructor can't save one from a broken parachute.

Look… I don't think the universe exists on a basis of reasons…" Mia starts. "…it's causality without meaning. Evolution is causality… but it doesn't have significance because we attained consciousness. Imposing meaning on a void is like looking down the barrel of a gun after someone pulls the trigger and asking why the bullet wants to kill you. Just because you see a face on Mars doesn't mean it's there.

The bioelectricity of her brain has ceased to function, and as I lay here, the cells are beginning to degenerate and every thought and memory she had is irretrievably fading into nothing. We were like phone towers in concert, reciprocating, each useless without the other, and now I feel like a massive star extending its light, heat, and gravitational pull into a radiant and beautiful universe only to discover that it is singularly without planets, only holding down a vestigial field of cold, dark rocks.

The problem with taxation is that authors can't write off whiskey as a business expense.

We're in luck… they have 5-Hour Energy."
"What's that?"
"Energy shots… never heard of it?"
"…one of those bullshit herbal supplements?"
"Not bullshit… remember how when we did plays at the Mass we'd pound a ton of high-caffeine soda?"
"Of course…"
"Fifty times better… trust me; I've tried everything on the market."
"Shame they won't be around to see the profit windfall… if we make it through this, you can be their spokesperson… 'When I'm trying to ward off the pangs of sleep in the midst of a Zombie crisis, I turn to 5-Hour Energy…

I'm not going to tell you this is God's judgment… but I have to wonder. The Rapture comes after the Tribulation… that's New Testament. I don't remember the Bible being very clear on that…"
"There wasn't a bulleted list?"
"Heh…"
"Well, I figured with the ten commandments the lord liked to keep things itemized…"
"Less than you'd think… anyway, this fits the build."
"Resurrection?"
"Not… really. But depending on how you look at it, Jesus was a Zombie, right?

Nobody's innocent... but that doesn't reset the bar on guilt.

Your dues don't have to be paid all at once, but they do have to be paid in full.

There are never enough hours in the day when you need them and always too many when you don't.