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One of the beautiful things about podcasting is that I'm not beholding to some public entity.
Stand-up comedy is all you. It's your show, it's your game. You control every aspect of it - of that experience and that expression. There's really nothing quite as satisfying.
I've always wanted to be a brooding, deep, dark artist, but I can never keep that facade going for more than 15 minutes.
It's always a shock to me when I get recognized.
I guess I am attracted to older women. I'm looking for a 40-something who has had her heart broken two or three hundred times. She's going to be fun!
Being in quite a few movies ... there's always things that are changing about a film.
Compare sending someone a text message and getting a love letter delivered by carrier pigeon. No contest.
Women find men attractive who are aggressive ... but later on, they get worried that that aggression, that alpha energy, is going to be turned back against them and their children.
Some comics really thrive on being disrespectful, especially toward women, and it's somehow understood as edgy, but I'm the opposite. I've never liked curse words for that reason.
I don't know much, but I like talking to people who know a lot more than I do.
As an actor, you're never busy enough.
Comedy is surprise. Comedy is not something that you can, necessarily, do twice.
I celebrate masculinity when I'm onstage.
There are so many hot, sexy women in L.A.
You go into an audition, you're either the one or you're not, and if you're not, you go home. And I kind of like that. If you're really good, and you're the best guy in the room that day, you get the job.
Guys want a 500 horsepower car. I'd rather have one horsepower - in a horse. That's macho. You go to pick up your date and you show up on a horse.
