Beth Ehemann Quotes

You think we woke them?" She turned on her side and leaned on her hand. The way her breast rolled on top of the other one almost made me hard again. "No. I think we were fairly quiet, considering." She blinked a couple times and frowned at me. "Considering what?" "Considering that I came so hard, if I didn't have a condom on, you'd already be pregnant with quadruplets.

You guys are taking forever and I'm fucking starving. I figure if you haven't made up yet, I'll drop you off at home and you can fuck it out while I go get pizza.

Pinkie swear?" Piper asked quietly, holding her tiny pinky finger in the air.
"How about we change it to Twinkie swear?

Kacie, look at me. You can do this, trust me." "I can't." I meant that literally. I couldn't will my feet to move even if I wanted them to. "Look in my eyes. Yes, you can. You said you trusted me, now come on. Jump in puddles with me.

Life is a sum made up of small parts, Kacie. Some are good; some are bad. You and the girls are definitely one of the good. The best good there is and I'll fight like hell to keep you here.

Aren't they sweet?" Andy mocked as he clapped his hands together near his face and batted his eyelashes dramatically.
"We are fucking sweet," I bellowed arrogantly. "Our bromance is amazing. We're like a modern-day Romeo and Romeo.

I really want donuts. But not regular donuts. I want mini donuts, but I also want them to be crunchy." He sat forward quickly. "Ah! Cherios. I want Cheerios. Do we have any?

Nope, I'm real and I'm all yours

I looked back and forth from my glass to hers. "Why does your tea look different?"
"Because my tea is whiskey." She grinned proudly.
"Whiskey?" I stared at it incredulously before checking the time on my phone. "It's ten thirty in the morning."
"Lawrence, when you're my age, you learn to do things when you want to do them, not when it's socially acceptable. Hell, who knows if I'll still be around at dinner time? While we're on the subject, I had half a tub of mint chocolate chip ice cream for dinner last night. Cheers!" She raised her glass again and winked at me.

Oh my God." A smile rolled slowly across Ellie's lips as she looked back and forth between the two of us. "I feel like I'm watching the most adorable conversation on the playground right now. Are you two going steady now?

A second grader thinks she knows everything. She said her mommy was running a marathon tomorrow and I told her she was wrong. People can't run marathons. Marathons are when the same show is on TV all day long." Piper smirked and looked out her window, mighty proud of herself.
There goes my chance of winning Mother of the Year.

Fate didn't ask permission and she didn't give you warnings, but she had a way of balancing your life when you didn't even know it needed to be balanced, and calming even the wildest of hearts.

Sorry. You don't think he's hot?" She waited for my answer, but I was too busy choking. I just shook my head no. "That boy makes me want to turn into a jaguar." "A what?" "A jaguar. You know, a woman who goes after younger men?" She wiggled her eyebrows. "You mean a cougar?" I laughed. "Yeah, yeah, that's it. I knew it was one of those feline animals." Shoving a cookie in her mouth, a devilish grin slowly crept across her face. "What?" I asked nervously, unsure I wanted to hear the answer. "I was just thinking about that sexy, young man and what he could do to this old pussy - cat.

The one thing I couldn't wait for was to watch Kacie walk down the aisle toward me, hold my hand, and swear to love me for the rest of her life. Everything else would forever pale in comparison to that moment.

You called God's name so many times last night that either you were enjoying yourself or you were having a massive prayer session while in bed with me.

I, Brody, promise to love you, Lucy and Piper, just as much as I love your mommy. I promise to love you and protect you and always take care of you, no matter what. From this day forward, you will always and forever be my Twinkies. I also promise to always kill all the spiders.

You're a good man, Brody."
"It's my mom's fault.

I studied her face as she got closer. Who wore that much makeup this early in the morning? She looked like she got smacked in the face by a drunk rainbow.

Fuck you, smiley face.

People stand in front of an officiant and say 'I do' but that shouldn't mean 'I'm done' when comes to putting time and effort to grow their relationship.

His nose holes are opening and closing," Piper responded, making a gross face.

Um, I don't know."
"That's not the answer I was hoping for. I was looking for something more along the lines of: 'Why yes, Brody, I'd love to spend the weekend at your house having copious amounts of crazy, sweaty monkey sex.'"
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I have the sexiest, sweetest, most amazing boyfriend on the planet who's not afraid to kick his ass if he gets out of line.

You two are like Dumb and Dumber on ice skates.

I know you're a runner and this freaks you out, but you're going to have to get over it, because in these last couple of months – long before you let me – I fell in love with you. And I'm not falling out anytime soon.