Smithers Quotes

Anne had many friends and male admirers by the time she was twelve. ~ Ferris Smithers

He looked from the phone to the unconscious figure of the Salesman. "What did you do to him?" he asked.
"He got the wrong number," Alex said. ~ Anthony Horowitz

Whatever you say, old boy. Just look after yourself. And whatever you do, don't swallow the gum! ~ Anthony Horowitz

Because I want to go to the dance," I said.
"But why can't you go as a boy? Won't it be risky going as a girl?"
Of course it would be risky. But everything I'd done for the past four months had been risky.
I took a deep breath before speaking. "I want to go as a girl, because I want to dance with a particular boy."
Mrs. Smithers rolled her eyes at this. "There's always a boy, isn't there? ~ Lauren Baratz-Logsted

Mrs. Jones asked me to think up a few gadgets for our agents out here in the East," Smithers replied. He lifted the fan. "This is one of them. It's very simple, but I rather like it. You see, it looks like an ordinary fan, but actually there are very thin plates of galvanized steel hidden under the silk. And when you bring them together ... " He folded the fan, then brought it smashing down onto the desk. The wood shattered. " ... it becomes a useful weapon. I call it ... " " ... the fan club?" Alex suggested. ~ Anonymous

On the Trans-Atlantic Single-handed Race Mr Owen Smithers has been disqualified for using both hands. ~ Heikki Luoma

I consider every plant hardy until I have killed it myself. ~ Peter Smithers