Whitney Gracia Williams Quotes

How many women do you think a man could possibly screw in his lifetime?" The vendor handed me my change. "I don't know," I said. "I've stopped counting." "Stopped counting, eh? What did you do, get to ten and decide that was enough before settling down?" He pointed to the gold band on my left hand. "No. I settled down first, then I started fucking.

Things are going to catch up to you one day, asshole!" She yells as I step into the hallway. "Karma is one hell of a bitch!" "I know." I toss back. "I fucked her two weeks ago ...

You're not going to try to guess my name?" She smiled.
"I just realized that you weren't my janitor today. What do you have?

What's wrong with my place?"
"I would answer that, but it never happened ...

What are you doing?'
If I texted back too soon, he would think I wasn't doing anything and then he would probably try to come over. I watched another episode before texting him again: 'Watching Kim K. shop for a dress. You?'
He texted back: 'Standing outside your door'.
Shit!

Subject: Re: Wet Panty Fetish I did realize that you slipped your thong into my pocket this morning. I've noticed that you've done this all week. Contrary to your unfounded and silly assumptions, I do not have a panty fetish and I do not sleep with them over my face at night. I do, however, have a new fetish for your pussy, and if you're interested in letting me sleep with THAT over my face at night, feel free to let me know. Andrew

Then the two of us stood staring at one another. I had no idea what the fuck just happened, and only a part of me liked it. The other half loved it.

Are you sure? Is there anything else outside of my comfort zone that you'd like me to do for you tonight?

I'll like to keep my fucking life separate from my home life

Is there super-glue on my floor? Is that why you're still standing there?

I'm really not into the possessive caveman shit.

Andrew this is where you take all your dates ... "
"And?"
My heart sank. "Do you not see why bringing me here would hurt my feelings?"
"Would you prefer the Marriott?

Your idea of taking me on a date is bringing me to a hotel?"
"It's more about fucking you in the hotel.

It would be nice to have some amazing sex before I leave for culinary school."
"Then have some, I can help you with that."
"What? Not with you with you. Are you out of your mind?"
"I'm definitely not talking about sex with me. You wouldn't be able to handle me ... "
"Please!

And the Latin quote across your heart? What does it mean?" "Lie about one thing, lie about it all ...

Contrary to your unfounded and silly assumptions, I do not have a panty fetish and I do not sleep with them over my face at night. I do, however, have a new fetish for your pussy, and if you're interested in letting me sleep with that over my face at night, feel free to let me know.

Some people come into your life for a reason, some a season, and some a lifetime.

When I first saw you tonight," he lowered his voice and whispered in my ear, "I wanted to drag you out of here, drive you home, and fuck you in every room of my house for the rest of the weekend.

What am I supposed to say after I fuck you, Aubrey?

I'd overheard her several times on her lunch breaks, talking about how she wanted to be married before she turned twenty five. She also apparently wanted to be a stay-at-home mom with six kids, and live in a house in the suburbs. In other words, she was completely out of her fucking mind.

I've been in love with you for damn-near my entire life, and the only regret I have is that I didn't realize it sooner.

I should've seen this coming miles away; should've known that you would never bare your soul to me like I bared mine to you.

Did you know that when most people get sentenced to prison, they get care packages, money orders, even a phone call on their first day?" She clenched her jaw. "I got divorce papers." "I told you I'd write.

Because I don't want to hear you cry when no one but Dawson wants to be your boyfriend ... It's because of your braces." I'd thought they couldn't get any worse, but sometimes she stuck colored rubber bands in them so she could eat. Sometimes I told her she should just starve. "Did you and Rachel pick a meet

Sex is the number one cause of ruin for all male to female relationship.

The only tool your pussy needs is my tongue. It's here whenever you want it, and it works in a "VARIETY" of ways.

I was pretty sure I loved him, and not in the way I loved him before. This was different. This was "I needed to have him every hour of the day," "be around him whenever I could", and "do whatever I could to have him" type of way.
From the way he looked at me, I could tell he felt the same.

Are you going to promote every man that flirts with me?"
"no. I'll fire whoever does it next.

I want to be friends with someone who's interested in more than my pussy."
"I'm interested in your mouth too.

I was planning to end this phase after a few weeks, but after one particular meeting, the lead advisor asked me not to come back. She said she'd noticed that every time I was asked to give a suggestion about an ex-husband to a grieving divorcee, I always said, You should have him murdered.

I don't want you accusing me of treating you like all my other dates."
"Does that mean you won't fuck me at the end?"
"It means I won't leave you at the end.

Casual sex. Nothing more. Nothing Less. That line wasn't there for decoration, and it was in bold print for a reason.

Just because someone from your past hurt you doesn't mean that every woman after her will.

I loved you then. I love you now. And I always will.

I know you love the way I fuck you, Aubrey ... " He looked into my eyes, forcing his cock even deeper into my pussy. "And I know you've touched yourself every night this week, wishing it was my cock inside of you instead of your fingers.

Emotional Distress (n.): A negative emotional reaction - which may include fear, anger, anxiety, and suffering