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Don't you wish you could do what birds do?'
'What ... make custard?'
'No, fly south for the winter.
Tony Rattigan Quotes: Don't you wish you could
So while you may be reading this sitting comfortably in your semi-detached in Cricklewood, a hundred Universes over, Captain Lars Felder of the Hyperion Space Command is manoeuvring his Nimwad attack fighter into the final strike position for an attack on a Zykon Death Cruiser. And fifteen Universes over from that, Ug is still trying to figure out how to make that bright yellow stuff that hurts when you put your hand in it but makes you feel so warm and comfortable when you sit next to it on cold nights.
Tony Rattigan Quotes: So while you may be
Jim said, 'For your information I faked all my orgasms!
Tony Rattigan Quotes: Jim said, 'For your information
Look,' said Cobb, 'I live in the city. The only wildlife I ever get to see is rats. If I want to catch a rabbit I go to the butchers!
Tony Rattigan Quotes: Look,' said Cobb, 'I live
Oh yes that's right, you're man of principle aren't you?' Jim said, somewhat tetchily. 'Made of unbending rock with no room for compromise. Heart of oak, nerves of steel, a will of iron … and a knob of butter.
Tony Rattigan Quotes: Oh yes that's right, you're
She was one of those women that makes any red blooded male look at her and go, 'Ah yes … now I remember why I'm a man.
Tony Rattigan Quotes: She was one of those
Never eat at a restaurant that has a handbrake.
Never buy food from any place that won't be there next morning.
Tony Rattigan Quotes: Never eat at a restaurant
It's been so long since I had sex, I can't remember who gets tied up, anymore.
Tony Rattigan Quotes: It's been so long since
I'm sorry, I thought you were together.'
'Why, do I look like an organ grinder?' said Cobb.
Tony Rattigan Quotes: I'm sorry, I thought you
Rufus Cobb was having one of those days. You know … one of those days. You know the ones, the sort of day where you just want to go home and be cruel to a small animal.
Tony Rattigan Quotes: Rufus Cobb was having one
That's the trouble these days, too much Sax and Violins in the theatre.
Tony Rattigan Quotes: That's the trouble these days,
Oh for love of the Gods, thought Jim. The last thing I need right now is philosophical discussion with a madman, on a snowy roof, about the merits of capitalism.
Tony Rattigan Quotes: Oh for love of the
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