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How am I supposed to look unaffected and asexual with all this unfair fuckery happening?
God, I'm not just in the neighbourhood of pathetic, I'm circling the block.
Incoming Text: Bert will be so disappointed. He had down that Canon would eat you alive by last night. Note to self: Never bet against Bert.
This year, Rebecca instituted a White Elephant gift exchange, that passive-aggressive method of conveying just how little the people you see more often than family mean to you via the splendor of craptastic gifting.
These are dark times. Darker still if we must forego the snooze button.
Day: Different. * Shit: Same. * Workload and Course Load: Big, steamy load. * Consider: Pro v. con of liquid diet. * Shopping List: One bourbon. One Scotch. One beer.
I do wish there were assless chaps. Not that I would wear them. But there is nothing funnier than the words assless chaps.
WHY IS MY BATH COLD? Because I, purchaser of sadist shoes, needed to soak after wearing cheese graters on my feet yesterday and then traveling and walking and sitting through meetings and touring facilities and impersonating a pack mule today. 'Twas not meant to be.
Irony is chock-full of fiber.
I look pretty good. More than good, actually, but I'm not a teenager anymore. Caution: Contents may have shifted during flight.
REBECCA IS AN IMMORTAL. I know this because I have been giving her a look that can kill for the past three and a half minutes.
