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The elks live up in the hills and in the spring they come down for their annual convention. It is very interesting to watch them come down to the water hole. And you should see them run when they find that it's only a water hole. What they're looking for is elk-ohole.
Morrie Ryskind Quotes: The elks live up in
Money will never make you happy and happy will never make you money.
Morrie Ryskind Quotes: Money will never make you
I've decided I don't want to play any more games treating human beings as objects. It's kind of sordid when you think about it, when you think it over.
Morrie Ryskind Quotes: I've decided I don't want
Oh, you have a kitchen! I'm gonna like this place very much.
Morrie Ryskind Quotes: Oh, you have a kitchen!
My ancestors came over on the boat. Oh, not the Mayflower, but the boat after that. What did your ancestors come over on, Godfrey?
Morrie Ryskind Quotes: My ancestors came over on
On this site we're going to build an Eye and Ear Hospital. This is going to be a sight for sore eyes.
Morrie Ryskind Quotes: On this site we're going
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