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You know mistreating an animal is one thing, because we all like bacon and eggs, but mistreating a human being and a family member, well, that's just down right unforgivable.
Michael Ebner Quotes: You know mistreating an animal
Snack consumption was legal but Joe expected anyone dining on the distracting shit to synchronize chewing with car chases and shootouts regardless of the genre. The Popcorn Pig was treating the space like a pie eating contest. The buttery snack was his instrument and he was doing a sound check with the venue's acoustics.
Michael Ebner Quotes: Snack consumption was legal but
If getting into Heaven was based on interesting elevator conversation then there would be more suits lined up to Hell than the eye could ever see.
Michael Ebner Quotes: If getting into Heaven was
Sofia was ice. She was ripples. She was the kind of person who'd sneak into the zoo after hours just to paint an extra spot on a giraffe's neck. She was stubborn. She was lovely. She was the autumn leaf that refused to fall.
Michael Ebner Quotes: Sofia was ice. She was
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